Funny Stress Relief Candle | Sarcastic Gift for Mom, Dad, Coworker, Boss

🕯️ Stressor Removal in Progress: Remove Stressor Wood Wick Candle Warning: Stressor Removal in Progress. Light this frosted glass candle and watch the chaos retreat. Designed for high-functioning humans who’ve had enough—whether you're a multitasking mom, an overbooked boss, or the coworker keeping it together with caffeine and sarcasm. This 11oz candle features a crackling wooden wick that doesn’t just soothe—it signals. When lit, it sets the tone: boundaries activated, stressors evacuated. With six soul-hugging scents and a clean, toxin-free burn, it’s the perfect gift for anyone who deserves a moment of peace (or a passive-aggressive warning system). Ideal for burnout prevention, mood setting, or reclaiming your corner of the universe. Light it. Love it. Let the nonsense melt away.

🌸 Choose Your Fragrance Escape Blackberry Vanilla 🍇 | Cinnamon Chai 🍂 | Fraser Fir 🌲 | Lavender 💜 | Oakmoss 🌿 | Amber & Vanilla 🍨

🎁 Perfect Gift For…
👩👧👦 The Stressed-Out Mom Who deserves a moment of silence and a flame that warns the household.
💼 The Burnt-Out Boss Who needs a reminder that boundaries are beautiful and burnout isn’t a badge.
☕ The Sarcastic Coworker Who’s fluent in passive aggression and caffeine-fueled coping mechanisms.
🧘♀️ The Empath Who absorbs everyone’s energy and needs a candle to clear the room.
🛋️ The Homebody Who turns their living room into a sanctuary of scent and soft rebellion.
🧠 The Overthinker Who needs a flame to interrupt the spiral and say, “not today.”
🥳 The Birthday Babe Who’s earned a candle that smells like survival and celebration. 🏡 The New Homeowner Who needs a housewarming gift that says “welcome to chaos, light responsibly.”
💔 The Recently Ghosted Who deserves a scent that smells better than their ex’s excuses.
🎄 The Holiday Host Who’s juggling casseroles, expectations, and emotional labor. 🎓 The Grad Who’s entering the real world and needs a candle that screams “run.
🔥 Wood Wick Warning System

🕯️ Product Features
🌿 Vegan Wax Blend Apricot, coconut, and soy wax for a clean, toxin-free burn.
🌱 Eco-Friendly Wooden Wick FSC-certified wood that crackles gently for cozy ambiance.
🚫 Phthalate-Free Fragrance Oils: Safe, soothing scents without harsh chemicals.
🎨 Vibrant Printed Design Rich colors on frosted glass for a modern, giftable look.
🕯️ Hand-Poured in the USA Artisan-crafted with care and a 50-hour burn time.

Care instructions - Before burning, always trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder; it should be heat-resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended. Please keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle; it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering.